On the nth day of this month...my GP died, and my world crumbled. No, wait let me rephrase that,every fibre of my being collapsed and expanded in micro minutes to a point when it it can't hold everything together and ends up with an apocalyptic explosion...
There is no shame is shedding silent tears, no shame in wallowing in despair ... PC your GP destroyer though and challenging him mano y mano is totally disgraceful.
(what the fudge is a GP? please refer to ...http://smurfsinmanila.blogspot.com/2014/08/resistance-lingo.html )
We all lose something or someone at some point. Sometimes we end up blaming ourselves for things we could have done like farming for more cubes, or camping around your portal the whole week before it turns onyx or just plain old cordoning off the whole road that leads to it and posting no entry signs all over, no matter how much time you spend on what if's and what could have beens, it just wouldn’t turn a neutral portal back to what it once was before.
To help you get a grip on your self, and stop yourself from running after that smirking GP hunter walking away from your portal with that smug look on his face and had the gall to tag you and say….oops sorry on all comms the steps below just might help you:
1- take a deep breath and set your phone on a flat surface slowly...no...no matter how much cubes you wasted trying to keep it alive, it’s not worth smashing your phone over.
2-count to 10 , clench and unclench your fingers and do whatever activity that would stop you from tagging that smug faced GP hunter and making a fool of yourself by declaring idiotic nuances such as…I nurtured that portal…(things like that are better left unsaid).
3- You have the option to delete that key from your inventory and never see it again...such painful reminders are...well...painful.
4a- surround yourself with people who share the same pain and start the bash time...this is preferably done over bottles of beer, if not buckets. If you are on 0-alcohol policy...start chugging iced tea or any preferred beverage, it may not produce the same euphoric results as beer, but hey whatever works.
4b- Pamper yourself with a pint ( size requirement may vary depending on your appetite, size and capacity) of your favorite ice cream. Get 1 spoon and bury it deep in icecream, lick your spoon and plunge it back, today you are not required to share, and if other people insist, do not by any means tell them about that spoon you just licked. Bask in silent sniggers.
5- start looking for a fresh new GP (some prefer to keep it away, others prefer hiding it in plain sight)
6-cross your fingers and start recharging all over again...cross your fingers but never keep your hopes up, nothing was ever made to last.
7- if you come across an enlightened agent’s portal- always to think to yourself what would you do if this were his GP? Do whatever comes to mind …(whatever that is….your thoughts, not mine.
There is nothing wrong with hoping to have that onyx GP badge someday, dreams are free, and so are powercubes just always remember that, whatever happens if you encounter the JARVIS brothers...don’t tell them where your GP portals are.
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